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[-] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 93 points 10 months ago

Lads is it gay to not want to die by climate change?

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 40 points 10 months ago
[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

You either die taking the heat, or live long enough to see yourself taking the meat.

[-] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

Super gay. My oldest reusable bag is about 18 years old. She's a green/white French bag and I really love her.

Wait, I'm not gay. What kind of idiot would believe that bullshit?

[-] manapropos@lemmy.basedcount.com 5 points 10 months ago

Learn how to swim, peter puffer

[-] pineapplelover@infosec.pub 5 points 10 months ago

Water is gay. Dehydrate

[-] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 63 points 10 months ago

I love my reusable shopping bags and I've only sucked like 2 dicks

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

You get a new bag every time you suck a dick. It's like a prize.

So get sucking if you love reusable shopping bags!

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Try not to get any reusable shopping bags on your way through the parking lot!

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

But the bags are reusable. Only requires 1 gay sex act per lifetime.

[-] Patches@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If you can remember to bring it to the store.

Otherwise ya gotta visit the glory hole sigh ... again...

[-] meliaesc@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

But I have more than one bag worth of shopping...

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[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 52 points 10 months ago

Honestly who gives a shit if someone thinks you're gay?

Especially when it's because of something fucking stupid.

I think what this means is that a lot of men out there secretly fear being gay more than anything else.

A few years ago some redneck moron screamed at me from his enormous diesel truck "f*****" when I was walking with the girl I was boning at the time. What I translated it to was "you look physically fit and it angers me that I look much worse than you, especially because I wish I could sleep with a woman who looks like that." It actually was kind of flattering even though they wanted to hurt me.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Exactly. As a gay dude, I'm afraid of being perceived as gay because of violent homophobes. Other guys are afraid of being perceived as gay because they are homophobic. We are not the same.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I hope you realize I'm saying it's sad and pointless for straight dudes to care about this

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Yee, just agreeing with you. Sorry if it doesn't make sense, I'm super tired lmao.

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[-] Facebones@reddthat.com 5 points 10 months ago

Can confirm as a pervert whose gone to "adult video stores," a LOT of the people who are loudly and violently anti-gay in public can be found lurking in the dark halls of the booths.

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago

i agree, who cares. unfortunately some people do, and do a hatecrime because of it.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 39 points 10 months ago

I just went shopping with my wife to Anthropologie and I picked up a shawl for myself because it's cold as fuck in Wyoming (most years) and that shawl is cozy/comfy as fuck. If that makes me gay, then at least I'll be warm and gay.

[-] violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

So imagine that, but with clothes/PJs/etc. Like I never knew things could feel so cozy. You know that stereotypical Hallmark, dog-in-front-of-the-fireplace-in-silk-pajamas? This is obtainable for all of us.

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[-] CaptainProton@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

There is no greater show of dominance than penetrating another man's rectum. All true alphas know this. Betas fear they'll like it.

[-] Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Okay this is the perfect post for me to share my hypothesis that Elon Musk is an asshole, but is doing it in such a way that he panders to people that listen to Joe Rogan so they stop thinking electric vehicles are just for women and gays.

Remember how brutal society was to male Prius owners for so long?

Again, he's most definitely a real asshole, but some of his dialouge seems way out of left field, almost like a caricature of a generic dude bro

[-] moon@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

Another Elon must be playing 4d chess comment. It's not that his PR team tricked nerds and later popular culture into thinking he's a revolutionary Iron Man smart boy, it's that he's playing a character. It's satire.

[-] violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago

Sounds plausible, but I feel like it's just him, especially considering his narcissistic tendencies toward companies he's owned and had to have the title of founder as if he made those widgets himself

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[-] TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago
[-] Phegan@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

We need to go back to when men were men.

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[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I think this may be a result of not wanting to lose some male privilege. Caring about others in a passive way that isn't aggressive or violent is seen as feminine, so they would be lowering their social status. It's ridiculous that that could be the case. We really need to destruct gender-based privilege.

[-] bmsok@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

These are the same types of dudes who don't wash their own buttholes in the shower because they think it's gay.

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 months ago

Please tell me you made that up.

[-] bmsok@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Sorry you had to find out this way. Or find out at all.

[-] WorkIsSlow@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I don't wash my butthole because it's dirty. I don't want to touch that thing.

It's too late for me to start.

Edit: I do wash my butthole. Don't worry about me too much.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

It's never too late!

[-] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Was there a noticeable difference between straight men and gay men back then in how they dressed?

[-] Nudding@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

No, because being Gay would probably get you hanged.

[-] Patches@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Correction being openly gay would get you hung.

Living together with your Sapphic roommate your entire life was perfectly acceptable.

[-] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Nice grocery purse bro

[-] Compactor9679@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Green = gay

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