218
A story in 4 parts...
(hexbear.net)
Grok
Shame that its going to be lobotomized.
Grok's woke
Grok's woke.
Like 2 days ago my partner listened to that TrueAnon where Liz is obsessed with that phrase (and made me listen to the last little bit) and now we just keep saying "grok's woke" to each other, just repeatedly. It's very silly. It's like buttmogging zoomers all over again, I'll never be able to get it out of my head
getting his feelings hurt by his own “woke AI” is truly 
To add another layer to the irony:
Grok is a little niche lingo word from, at this point, older programmers and coders meaning to fully immerse yourself in some kind of new programming language or methodology/technique, and gain a comprehensive understanding of it.
So...
-
Musk functionally appropriated a term from a community he isnt a member of, as he definitely has not written any actual code in decades, and the only time he did (paypal/x.com) it was so garbage it had to be completely replaced by other coders later
-
the term fucking means to totally understand something, and his own ai, that he named after this term, is something he doesnt understand at all.
Grok is a term from Stranger in Strange Land (Heinlein) , the reason coders and programmers started using is they're all nerds.
You've fallen prey to one of the oldest laws of the internet, which states that the quickest way to get an answer to something is to post the wrong answer and wait for someone to correct you.
It's called Murphy's Law.
It's called Murphy's Law.
My reddit brain is screaming right now.
I've been making this joke for so long that I forgot what the actual law is called and no one will tell me 🥲
I think it is Poe's law.
EDIT: Fuck, nope, thats the law that says basically /someone/ will always believe the most ludicrous nonsense someone else posts as a joke.
... which at this point can describe the entire right wing gamer chud type of people, who all told us they were just joking about being Nazis until they literally turned into them.
Either way my error here means my nerd card has been revoked and i will now be condemned to remedial research in the no horny jail for the rest of my life, specifically doomed to study the mating patterns of furries.
Note: There are a surprising amount of Nazi furries. Someone send a sociologist or anthropologist.
EDIT 2: The correct answer is Cunningham's law. Yes, I just remembered it. No, you cannot see my browsing history.
We should stop naming laws after people and use descriptive names. Advice Seeking Wrong Answer Rule. Don't Engineer Wrong Way To Do Thing Rule.
I forgot what the actual law is called
You know the thing - always works in a pinch.
I know, I am one of them lol.
points toward Togusa in tac gear avatar
I thought he stole it from Grimes
LMAO Grimes' ex is getting dragged by AI while @happybadger@hexbear.net is posting Ws with a horny minotaur.
The internet is so overrun with woke nonsense that early MLL models had to be tuned to avoid returning chud-speak
What's the name of the Microsoft AI account that became a Nazi in like 12 hours?
Tay
Not true. LLMs are quite new and have all had slightly 'woke' tendencies. Previous things weren't trained on large internet data.
Grok 
Would be even funnier if the third and fourth one were flipped. It really is learning from Eleon, just randomly calling anyone that doesn't praise it a pedophile.
grok's woke
grok's woke
this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2023
218 points (100.0% liked)
technology
23313 readers
106 users here now
On the road to fully automated luxury gay space communism.
Spreading Linux propaganda since 2020
- Ways to run Microsoft/Adobe and more on Linux
- The Ultimate FOSS Guide For Android
- Great libre software on Windows
- Hey you, the lib still using Chrome. Read this post!
Rules:
- 1. Obviously abide by the sitewide code of conduct. Bigotry will be met with an immediate ban
- 2. This community is about technology. Offtopic is permitted as long as it is kept in the comment sections
- 3. Although this is not /c/libre, FOSS related posting is tolerated, and even welcome in the case of effort posts
- 4. We believe technology should be liberating. As such, avoid promoting proprietary and/or bourgeois technology
- 5. Explanatory posts to correct the potential mistakes a comrade made in a post of their own are allowed, as long as they remain respectful
- 6. No crypto (Bitcoin, NFT, etc.) speculation, unless it is purely informative and not too cringe
- 7. Absolutely no tech bro shit. If you have a good opinion of Silicon Valley billionaires please manifest yourself so we can ban you.
founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS