The assassin that succeeds will be a Swiftie

Lol the west is gonna sabotage their own chip production trying to reshore it, suck out the lifeblood of two of their favorite lapdog states, and hand the lead to China & SMIC

Honestly a parody of themselves. I thought it was fake when I saw it.

It's easy to get caught failing when you have ops in every country on the planet. Ik ik paper tigers or whatever, but don't sleep on them

Libs: "we have critical support at home." Critical support at home: "a vote for a 3rd party is a vote for Trump."

Fairly Oddparents was distilled idealism.

The plot: Upper middle class suburbanite kid is given two magic wish granters because his baby sitter was kinda mean.

The primary antagonisms:

1. His wishes violate some bourgeois set of rules.
2. His wishes are granted, but bite him in the ass.

The primary lessons:

1. Follow the rules, never question them, only recourse is trying to lawyer around them with technicalities.
2. Never want better things, lest it upset the status quo.
3. Action is never an acceptable way of getting what you want, only wish fulfillment.
4. Never reveal that you possess methods capable of improving the lives of others.

I consider this show a training program to get children to become good liberals. My lil bro used to watch this show as a kid, and I was too young / libbed to express my distaste for it.

Chuds picking up Spanish just so they can assign gender to more shit.

Rich people having all this money and still don't have cool shit.

If I lived in one of these monstrosities, every common space room would have:

• a ping pong table
• a pool table
• a fridge for beer and snacks
• the comfiest couch you've ever seen.
• no weird, fragile decorations, except for Lenin busts

At least the bougie fucks aren't living well.

Having used Ubuntu in like 2005, Windows was never good, just less bad than now.

Sorry, Cadet is gender neutral

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