Many 30-somethings endure commute home only to fire up a game where they disregard others on track, brake way too late, force impossible overtakes only to loose control of their car moments later.

I built a nice home here with my industrious underlings helping me build my dream lair. If it wasn't for these god damned intruders who call themselves "Heroes" who want to evict me.

You are a family man with a secret identity that loves coffee.

My recent favorite here. This one might be a stumper for people trying to solve it.

You get shot for getting too handsy, especially with the sensitive fat guy. Or just looking at the art. Or, hell, when someone asks you to get them a drink from the bar. But then you get to try to shoot people for returning the wrong book. So it's all good.

Bums armed with magical powers. Fight in exotic locations for no reward at the behest of a madman

A soldier really hates computers, like a lot

Unchecked growth while killing any locals who try to protest

The way I often end up playing it: mass murder simulator

Horse go vroom, ring broke, you fix?