“Hey Siri, how much meat can you get off an adult male moose?” “Moose can be processed for over 200 kilograms of meat.” “WELL THIS IS FUCKING BULLS-oh no the pretty, scary lights are back.”

Xenogenocide

Funny masked people rob the Whitehouse at 15 fps and get kicked or lose connection before you finish.

Gigantic balls that you shove your nose into.

Also, people who purposefully pretend to drive poorly because their parents don't openly show them affection.

Arrive on shores of Foreign lands, Find piece of books, find closed doors, find crystals that go into a temple, oh,

Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything

There's cubes

Not necessarily my favorite, but I couldn't think of something better:

A girl who orgasms at the thought of battling children, little miss crippling social anxiety, and mister daddy/mommy issues all need your help!

Your mom dies, your brother runs away so now your dad spends all his time looking for him, and your village gets overtaken by fascists, oh and you're like 12. Somehow it's your job to save the world though.

Rock and stone

A group of teenagers who hate loud music die. Then they eat a bunch of food and meet/become god. Also maybe they become better people or something? IDK, I'm still trying to influence fashion to min/max my stats.

A corporation send you to the most beatiful alien planet and you will put floating concrete platforms everywhere

tradie goes on murderous rampage, breaks into multiple historical buildings trying to find his girlfriend.

Run around an island with a bunch of talking, bipedal animals.

It makes you think about sucking your own dick.

Spikey hair man, a stuffed animal friend, a meow meow best animal friend, a cigarette smoking space uncle, black gun arm man, big boobie bestie, christian pink girl, thieving ninja girl, and emo vampire-esque goth daddy re-enact Armageddon and also fight long white hair man with mommy issues. Also a dirty old man with floating crystals, no legs, and the ability to fly gives you advice.

An endless conveyor belt of new recruits get lasered in the face, squeezed by snakes, shocked by electric batons, and mind controlled while trying to save their home from the ayylmaos.

They also frequently have Sears photoshoots taken of their squads to plaster around the game as propaganda.

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Big chickens, big cats, big squirrels, big whatever the fuck that thing is. Better kill or capture them using my big sword.

Participate in dream therapy and fall asleep and follow a doctor's voice as you have your mind broken over and over by optical illusions until you wake up and then cry irl at the ending speech.

You touch something you shouldn't have, then nobody would ever believe what you've seen, but you keep trying to convince every species in the galaxy.

Not the 3rd or 4th time you were a prisoner, but the 2nd.

You and a girl are having fun at the fair until a portal opens. You enter the portal for everyone to claim your girl is a queen.

Commit crimes but it’s a speedrun.

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