Boy accidentally becomes God because a robot cockblocked him

Frets go brrrrr

A guy gets a murder case, poisons a hobo instead. Also saves the world.

16 year old game with ps1 graphics. got major update over 3 years ago in steam.

You walk around town as a tech illiterate middle aged man only to bully his bullies and fall for scams.

smack the pads to make sounds and win with high score!

Your mentor's dismemberment grants you an unexpected promotion. You then become friends with his combat equipment and kill an up and coming bloodsports organiser's friends and colleagues.

Vegetable slavery

You start out as a taxi driver but end up as a major player in a conflict between two warring pizza restaurants.

Genocidal space magic zombies kill gods to turn them into nifty guns and fresh drip.

Man goes to a doctor's appointment, ends up at the bottom of the ocean, kills himself, saves humanity, and spends eternity with his robot gf.