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It seemed like a good idea at the time.

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[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

"PATIENT STATES ROLLED OVER IN BED ONTO AN ECSTASY PILL AND IT GOT STUCK IN EAR"

I hate when this happens

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago

"STATES THAT EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON HE WAS 'TRYING TO BE FUNNY' AND SHOVED A PLASTIC BOTTLE UP HIS RECTUM"

Success! That was pretty funny

[-] UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

"I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass" rule

[-] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

Remember always use flared stuff!

[-] Arkaelus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Thank you, I needed this.

[-] colin@lemmy.uninsane.org 2 points 1 year ago

fruit roll-up

that's one way to do the endless handkerchief clown trick

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I think my favorite was “did the splits near a screwdriver”

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