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submitted 11 months ago by Anon518@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

I was homeschooled previously with a small group of other children and we fart in class all the time.

Now I'm in public school for high school and no one is farting. I was very sheltered and public school is like a whole new world for me, so I don't know what the norms are. I've been holding it in but my stomach hurts and it leaks out anyway.

I don't understand how there are so many more people in high school and yet zero farts...

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[-] TheLobotomist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

It maybe related to you BEANS consumption

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

may i recommend to you the Cough of Obfuscation^TM^. Strategically timed coughs can cover all manner of untimely and inconvenient noises produced by the body. It's also useful it public toilet stalls.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Holding your farts is one of those things that goes from impossible to trivially easy with practice.

Like walking, speaking, playing a Bach fugue on the piano, doing a backflip, or memorizing your ten digit phone number, it’s one of those things that doesn’t even seem possible when you first try.

So yeah. The social norm in public school and in basically the rest of the civilized world is to hold your farts until you can release them in a bathroom, or outside. If you release them outside don’t do it immediately before coming in because it takes time for the smell to dissipate.

[-] Cralder@feddit.nu 1 points 11 months ago

People are farting. They just know how to do it without making noise most of the time.

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