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[-] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 166 points 10 months ago

Yesterday I was playing CoD and a guy had his microphone on while his girlfriend was breaking up with him and he didn’t even stop playing.

[-] _danny@lemmy.world 136 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I had a friend that would play stuff like that over his mic. Load up a juicy YouTube video with lots of drama and let everyone in the lobby think it was real. Especially if he went AFK.

[-] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 17 points 10 months ago

I’ll take some solace in the fact it may have been fake. It would be pretty depressing to not even stop gaming when your gf is upset like that

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Meh, you don’t know the whole story.

Maybe it was for the best and why stop gaming if you can’t or don’t want to change the outcome?

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[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

Reminds me of the guy who reviewed booze on YouTube. In one video his ex-wife was packing their sht and leaving the house mid review.

https://youtu.be/ouGLEtapOX8?si=XpmFTu_7Gciqz9VL

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That's what I thought of too. I heard he kept making videos, and eventually she's back, so I guess she changed her mind and they stayed married.

Edit: I just watched it and this is actually a different one. The one I saw was with a younger couple and he doesn't say anything about her leaving. He just does his review and she's in the background throwing shit around, and moving boxes.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

That reminded me of the Unemployed Wine Guy, a somelier who started doing kind of parody reviews during the pandemic. The story advanced through each video. It was pretty fun!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzC5op3vcVbLkSb1MXgJj1A

[-] Doll_Tow_Jet-ski@kbin.social 14 points 10 months ago

Yikes... That is some hardcore cringe

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[-] Vladkar@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago

I doubt whatever he did could possibly be worse than wasting so much coloured ink

[-] instamat@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago

She flexing on the rest of us with her ink budget

[-] Restaldt@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

She bought him a new hp printer and used up all the starter ink

[-] Liz@midwest.social 52 points 10 months ago

Why are they printed out so large?

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 45 points 10 months ago
[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

But each syllable read out loud

#Em #Fa #Sis

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[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

So he can see every pixel of him fucking up.

[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

It’s what I would do. Make a really big point.

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 10 months ago

Got caught on 4k

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Did you not see the sign Bernie Sanders printed from Twitter and brought into Congress? You gotta print things large when you print them to make a point!

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

that's just her phone settings cuz she's a boomer

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[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 51 points 10 months ago

i chooose to believe they are part of a production crew for an interesting new comedy that involves a lot of on screen 'bubbled' communication. they are just workin the material!

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 15 points 10 months ago

Or maybe the restaurant they're at has quirky menus.

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Or they're lawyers and are preparing for a case!

[-] natecox@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago

Especially since I’m pretty sure printing text message transcriptions doesn’t actually print out a scaled-to-page high definition blue bubble.

[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 13 points 10 months ago

whaaaaat your im client doesnt generate native vector graphics? are you a farmer??

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

But printing screenshots of text conversations would

[-] instamat@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

You ever looked at a screenshot from an iPhone on a desktop at 100%? That shit is high res.

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[-] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 30 points 10 months ago
[-] Itsamelemmy@lemmy.zip 59 points 10 months ago

Print of text messages. Assumption being he cheated and those are his text messages.

[-] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago
[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I was also very puzzled and zooming in failed to enlighten me.

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[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

A woman looking at a printout of facebook messages. A dude with a somber look.

[-] MrDodel@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Could be the bro who's caught the girl out, maybe it should just be RIP

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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 10 months ago

OK, hear me out. Why? What is the point? Just move on...and post the receipts on social media if his family and/or friends follow you.

[-] finestnothing@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago

They might have those messages out as records of some convo for planning stuff. Had a wedding planned friend that would print out screenshots like this while planning weddings, would keep them with all the other planning stuff. Printed out screenshots of clients color preferences, store that with colorscheme ideas, stuff like thst

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

I have no doubt this picture is out of context. I am talking to people that actually confront their S.O.'s with proof. Why? Fuck'em.

[-] praise_idleness@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago

Just walking away sounds good but at the end of the day, I regret not confronting them and properly yelling and screaming at them.

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[-] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

Putting on my empathy hat here: if someone has done something to hurt you, like infidelity, you likely care about them. That feeling doesn't just turn off when they hurt you, you just get extra feelings that suck because of those feelings.

Attempting to force contrition or at least acknowledgement is a way to try to lessen those feelings. To go from "I care about this person and they hurt me", to "I care about this person, they hurt me, but they said they shouldn't have, or at least admit that they did".

Feelings are more complex than strictly rational. It can be impossible to stop caring about someone even if you now hate them, which means that unfortunately someone you now have an accutely hostile relationship with can be uniquely positioned to alleviate an aspect of your pain.

Given that, the rational (or at least easiest and most straightforward) thing to do is to build the most compelling case you can to hopefully force them to give you relief, or at least get the catharsis of proving to yourself that they're pathological, which is it's own form of closure.

Saying fuck it is obviously preferable, but it might not be the hand everyone is dealt.

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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Fucking them would send mixed messages

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[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 months ago

Confronting a cheater in public with proof is safest. I confronted my bf about cheating a few weeks ago and he choked me out.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

WTF?!? That's awful! I am sorry you had to deal with that.

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[-] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 7 points 10 months ago

I agree with you, but sometimes people need to talk about it to put it behind them. It's part of the process.

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[-] Subverb@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Look we don't know what that's about. I've known crazy girls that would do that kind of thing over "You told me you liked them, but then you told your mom you didn't like my brussel sprouts."

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Meeting up with your private investigator to see how the investigation ia going

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 10 months ago

Worked in a public library "computer lab" for a long time. The worst part was how many people wanted to print ridiculously long transcripts of every single SMS or Facebook Messenger chat like these going back months. Usually for some court ordeal.

Usually those services don't kindly facilitate exporting, much less printing.

"This is how you screenshot, make sure you name it properly, good luck." These people also commonly were completely illiterate and inept regarding anything that used electrons to function, so those instructions left them baffled and upset.

Wanna really feel the cringe? Sometimes they'd waste the paper and toner printing all these out, and their lawyers demanded they then fax it all to them.

That job was hell.

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