"Be a hitter, baby."

Sea Lab 2021. I need my Happy Cake Oven. This thread has gotten so serious, I need my Cousteau analogue to dive down and grab one for all of us, it's way too Hazel Murphy in here. Translation: let's stop masturbating about what's wrong with somebody else's amygdala and lighten up. None of us are smart enough to have a food handler's license, let alone a medical degree.