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[-] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 25 points 2 years ago

Man I want to reincarnate as a cicada. Born, sleep for like 13 years, wake up, shake my ass to indicate I want sex, and then die two days later by becoming some bird's dinner. All this 401(k), healthcare, legal systems, and what not is some bullshit.

[-] hstde@feddit.de 20 points 2 years ago

You are the cicada, you are dreaming. It's time to wake up and shake that ass.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Nah, that's a brand-new soul on their first go 'round.

The ones who come in screaming and crying are the reincarnated ones!

[-] EricHill78@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

If I didn't have my wife or son I would love to give it a go again but not in current times. I'd rather do it again in the 80s and 90s.

[-] nyakojiru@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

Poverty . Felt again in a poor family with a 99% chance

[-] KTVX94@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 2 years ago
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