With all due respect, I think Steve visited "the other vendor", the one a bit further down with the free heating. There he can update his soul.
Jobs won't be up there.
Heaven will be a free world without any scent: no Jobs, no Gates, no Musks
Gates isn't as bad as the other two I don't think it's fair for him to have to spend the rest of eternity with them.
This man would disagree:
"No word on the motive of this attack" HA
"Gates was uninjured" This is comedy gold. Something I would expect to see on SNL or something
Gates just has better PR since he left his executive role.
He was completely ruthless when he ran Microsoft and did everything to get ahead.
Yeah and we're keeping Wozniak as long as we can!
If people like Jobs get into heaven, I don't want to be there...
I think that is the actual joke that Steve got into heaven.
That's a task for Wozniak, not this narcissistic psycho.
absolutely horrible
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