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[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago

With all due respect, I think Steve visited "the other vendor", the one a bit further down with the free heating. There he can update his soul.

[-] PlutoniumAcid@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago
[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Heaven will be a free world without any scent: no Jobs, no Gates, no Musks

[-] echodot@feddit.uk -3 points 2 years ago

Gates isn't as bad as the other two I don't think it's fair for him to have to spend the rest of eternity with them.

[-] YoorWeb@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[-] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

"No word on the motive of this attack" HA

"Gates was uninjured" This is comedy gold. Something I would expect to see on SNL or something

[-] Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Gates just has better PR since he left his executive role.

He was completely ruthless when he ran Microsoft and did everything to get ahead.

[-] greedytacothief@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Yeah and we're keeping Wozniak as long as we can!

[-] madcaesar@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

If people like Jobs get into heaven, I don't want to be there...

[-] Master@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

I think that is the actual joke that Steve got into heaven.

[-] Boozilla@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

That's a task for Wozniak, not this narcissistic psycho.

[-] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago

absolutely horrible

[-] dadGPT@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

The next year it's iCommandments 11, they're just the same but cost an extra $100

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