Geez.. I swear to god if my obituary opens with Wife's Name's husband, I'd be pretty bummed.

Suicide, also. Dang.

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Do not, my friends, become addicted to water!! It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!!!!!

I came so hard when you firmly pressed my clit on one side for a little while

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You can't prove Freud's ideas of Projection, Transference, Displacement and Narcissism, but that doesn't mean he had no idea what he was talking about (with these specific ideas), its not all entirely bullshit.

A lot of nurses are dumb as shit. I've also met M.D.s who were seriously fucking stupid people.

wealth and stupidity come hand in hand in many, many cases.

I think this is partially because in order to make a lot of money in most cases you have to fuck someone else over and never have it occur to you thats what you're doing. Like if you find out you can buy t-shirts for €1, then you go to your neighbor and tell them they can have a t-shirt for the low price of €30 (and manage not to feel bad about that) you're a successful businessman and a pilliar of the community.

I'm from the states and live in Ireland. I never had a problem with switching back and forth as I visit the states and Germany frequently.

The one danger is if youre in a parking lot or similar and pull out onto the road when there are no other cars after not driving for a while, you might be on the wrong side for a second.

The trick to remember isn't left or right its that the driver is always in the middle of the road.

If youre holding the steering wheel and are on the outside of the road, youre going the wrong way. Keep the center line right next to you and you'll be grand as the Irish say.

You see, if you stay up until 3-4am you get to take part in this secret extra "day" without demands or interruptions that no one else knows about; which everyone just sleeps through 'cause they're dumb and myopic.

The rumors that the alarm will go off at the regular time and there are negative consequences of sleeping for less than 4 hours are entirely unfounded and, frankly, hurtful

Wow, what's the job?

Shooting poor people to protect oil interests for multi-billion conglomerates.

Does it say anything about the kind of people you feel are up to the job that you're approaching a grown man wearing a chicken suit?

Honestly, with my raised beds, between compost, seeds and fertilizer I probably lose money compared to buying tomatoes from the store. Home grown garden tomatoes are 10x better quality than grocery store tomatoes.