Girl, you're so beautiful you could be a waitress.
Or a part time model.
But you'd probably have to keep your normal job
Spending part of your time modeling.
And part of your time next to meeeeeeeee
You would definitely be in the top 3 hottest girls on the street
(Depending on the street!)
Then I do my moves. I do my dance moves.
Both of my dance moves.
Coward. The damage is done, missed the chance at higher still glory.
Why do guys like this always have half their face cut off in their profile picture?
Phantom of the Opera
Because he's saying bye
Anakin scar.
I worked with a dude years ago in retail that legit did this on purpose to around four women we worked with. It didn't work well for him.
It is not enough to be loved. One must be preferred.
Dude heard "shoot your shot" and took Manyshot.
I didn't get it
If I understand it right:
Bardbarian
Bard = he's got game
(Bar)barian = he's still not very bright (adding a handful of chicks you wanna flirt with to a single chat...yeah, not a good idea lol)
Ah cool, thanks! 😂
Guess you didn't make the cut.
Doesn't sound like you missed out on much 🤷
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