[-] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I would waterboard myself with a tall cold frothy glass of whole chocolate milk. I'm a dirty little milk slut. I think I was essentially stockholmed into it. I remember being like "ew fat bad" as a kid and drinking skim for cereal. But somewhere down the line that turned into me just slopping heavy whipping cream neat. I mean fuck me I'm drinking a chocolate milk on my walk to work right fucking now.

[-] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 82 points 6 months ago

fwiw, I personally know for a fact that 15 to 20 minutes is fine. Ask me about other ironically bad first date ideas

[-] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago

Me seeing health & ammo: Great I really need this

Me in the next room on my 40th attempt at the end boss: Well I can't use that yet, what if there's a harder boss later?

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[-] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Cops can also just grab your plates and mail you the inital citation as well as seek further measures for fleeing the scene or whatever.

Don't get me wrong acab and the meme made me exhale sharply. But yeah, no one should be getting shot at for driving away from a cop. SHOULD

[-] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 139 points 2 years ago

You mean to tell me I've been painstakingly pressing the shift key during captcha tests for YEARS and it doesn't actually matter?

[-] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

As a life ling swimmer/coach I can tell you this is not as surprising as it sounds. The last time the Chinese made headlines in swimming it was because Sun Yang's mother ordered blood vials be destroyed before they could be tested, which we all know is incredibly innocent behavior.

[-] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago

Imagine what hellscape would need this to be a law

[-] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago

This was funny as a kid, but this is fucking hilarious as an adult

[-] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ben Kredich rode a bus down a busy road until Knoxville canceled the route. Ben voiced that he believed that decision was dangerous and could prove fatal.

https://www.knoxnews.com/obituaries/kns060355

[-] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 71 points 2 years ago

False, I will not watch it

[-] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

But you'd probably have to keep your normal job

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