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ask the pot junkie in your life how they pay for it ?? the answer might surprise you !

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[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

woah woah woah .. I only give out hand jibbers to FEMALE penises

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

at least they're trans-cognizant

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

And here I've been selling my labor like a schmuck

Hand jibs are labor

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

this is highly misleadingly represented. By the current illustration, it would appear that pot junkies' number one way of affording their hard drug habit is selling babies to athiast restaurants. However, upon closer inspection, there are two separate categories of pot junkies who give hand jibbers, making the pulrality method of choice of procurement of hard drug marijuana money hand jibbers, at a staggering 31% of weed junkies. debate-me-debate-me

Furthermore, hand jibbers to female and non-binary penises are not even mentioned by this statistical assessment, necessitating only one of two possibilities: either all female and non-binary penises which recieve a jibber from a marijuana drug addict looking for their next high fall in the "double hand jibbers" recipient pool, or more compellingly, a methodology defect is present in the data and the real numbers on the use of hand jibbers to support one's the Pot habit are even more starkly dominant. kubrick-stare

[-] sourquincelog@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

On sale days, a 1g preroll is like $1.50. I can get high 3 times off that. Only lentils are a better value per dollar

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Can i have your tolerance please

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Right between carts and flower I’m spending like $50 a week

[-] asg101@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Soooooo.... if I am growing my own, I could potentially barter for hand jibbers or babies? Asking for a friend.

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

I could potentially barter for hand jibbers or babies?

but how is the babby form?

[-] asg101@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

from wizrd's slieve like buny.

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Damn, how much can you get for a babie on the free market?

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Too bad my balls don’t work, I could be supplementing my reefer addiction by selling my unwanted kids.

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

the percentages only add up to 99. reply with what you think the remaining 1% do

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Triple hand jibbers to all penises.

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