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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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[-] Hyggyldy@sffa.community 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lies. Girls myth. Me never seen.

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[-] Hyggyldy@sffa.community 18 points 1 year ago
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[-] invalidname@lemmy.world 116 points 1 year ago

Signup for lemmy through memmy. Choose normal name. Invalid name. Choose normal name with number. Invalid name. Choose invalid name. OK.

[-] weLookAbove@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Chef's kiss.

[-] xwToRdD3YHv8Up@kbin.social 86 points 1 year ago
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[-] lemmyman@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

On Lemmy. Am man.

[-] megsmagik@feddit.it 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just name. Boring. Add magik! No more boring

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[-] McNasty@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Your username and server combo plus this comment.

I'm not looking at your account because there is no way you can live up to what just happened in my brain.

[-] Cat@pawb.social 10 points 1 year ago
[-] Hyggyldy@sffa.community 25 points 1 year ago

Name funny. Many Y.

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Clouds get low

Left bagel in kitchen Go upstairs Where bagel

[-] HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[-] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 20 points 1 year ago

Squirrels in yard. Squirrel gnawing on corner of house. Squirrel.

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[-] lol@lemy.lol 20 points 1 year ago

Instance name lemy.lol. lol thought would be funny.

[-] qtie314@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

am very cute

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[-] LennethAegis@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

Girl pretty and strong. Girl cool and brave. Mash names together.

[-] ChewbaccasClitoris@lemmy.nz 14 points 1 year ago
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[-] demystify@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Who knows? But plan to find out

[-] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 13 points 1 year ago

Choose two random words

[-] donuts@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

donuts good. donuts fun. donuts make happy. (donuts not healthy, maybe avoid.)

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[-] LostCause@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

Humanity sucks. Destroys ecosystems. Feel hopeless.

[-] xylogx@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

x * y * log (x)

[-] gitpsuh@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Try to push code to remote repositories. Make typo. Command doesn't work. Get annoyed. Repeat gazillion times

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[-] EccTM@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Looked at birth name. Took first letters. Added trademark - distinguishes from others because original. Became EccTM.

*shakes fist at random dubai toastmaster group on birdsite for using EccTM too*

[-] grue@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

"Very dark. Likely be eaten by grue."

[-] Communist@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

reading theory

[-] aaa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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[-] s20@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

s20 took class in college. Class had anonymous essay final. s20 was assigned designation s20 for judging. s20 decides s stood for student, thought ha-ha funny.

s20 realizes story not that interesting. s20 ashamed name origin boring.

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[-] Gruntyfish@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Username generator

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