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[-] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 166 points 10 months ago

It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $2?

[-] adrian783@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

in 15 years when we can't grow bananas anymore this meme will finally die

[-] Vent@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago

Or when people figure out that bananas actually cost ~20¢ each and not $2, lol

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[-] Vent@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago
[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 14 points 10 months ago

It has an organic sticker on it.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Organic bananas are actually very reasonably priced. Usually only about $0.10 a pound more.

[-] bob_lemon@feddit.de 6 points 10 months ago

I would buy organic bananas, but someone decided that they need a ring of packing tape around them, so I can't separate the 2 or 3 that I need from the bushel of 6.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

They did that at the grocery store for their organic peppers. Big plastic sticker around every bell pepper with ORGANIC in large print. And the sticker wouldn't peel off without leaving glue residue.

[-] match@pawb.social 10 points 10 months ago

I believe the implication is that $2 would be a fair price to pay for a banana if it weren't for imperialism exploiting the workers where they grow

[-] tryptaminev@feddit.de 94 points 10 months ago

You guys pay almost 2$ for a single Banana? Looks like the people on both sides get fucked by the rich.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 64 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

When I worked at Walmart, bananas were the number one selling item at $.68/pound. Then, for a week, someone set the price to $.68/banana. So a whole bunch went from like a dollar and some change to like $7 on average. Instantly killed the sales until they went back to per pound. When I was asked to change the price sign, I asked if it was a mistake and they told me no.

[-] LazyPhilosopher@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

I live in Maryland. I can get like 5 bananas in the middle of winter for $2.

[-] bob_lemon@feddit.de 21 points 10 months ago

Fun fact: At least here in Germany, supermarkets almost lose money on bananas. They can't raise the prices because the price of bananas is so ingrained into people's minds that an increase would implicitly signal "expensive store" even if all the other prices stayed the same.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

They're like $0.35 at the grocery store here. They're even cheaper in more affordable areas.

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[-] hark@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

Pretending this is the case, I would prefer not subjugating entire peoples for cheap shit.

[-] squirmy_wormy@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

I'm pretty sure countries without histories of imperialism can also purchase bananas..

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 81 points 10 months ago

Benefiting doesn't require you or your country's past participation.

[-] UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

Yeah just like I didn't personally terrorise indigenous people into moving away, I am in fact benefiting from terror against indigenous people by living on Turtle Island as the offspring of settlers.

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[-] YeetPics@mander.xyz 11 points 10 months ago

"I don't see how I benefit from imperialism" typed the misguided asshole trying to make people feel guilty into his phone ironically powered by a lithium battery that was mined via slave labor provided by (drumroll) imperialism.

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[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

But bananas are :D

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