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This implies people getting disappointed in their common baby.
Fucking grey babies go straight to the dumpster
I save all my common babies to later scrap and build rare babies.
Big brain.
Are you implying they don't?
Or cursed
"You have successfully sold Epic Baby on the Steam Marketplace for $0.03"
Nice, $0.01 less needed to buy Half Life 3 when it comes out.
When a woman gives birth to a baby that doesn't match her or her partner's skin tone, she should say it's a shiny.
Yeah sure that's an epic, but it's not meta. Half the common's are more meta than that. Better luck next time, OP.
Image Transcription: Twitter Post and Reply
oober G., @goobsmacked_
HELL YEA I pulled an Epic baby
[An image of a baby on a white background, the baby is glowing purple]
✖️MICCHI✖️ | "I'm a Controversy" ENGLISH, @swaga…
Giving birth is kinda like a gacha
this post was submitted on 16 Jan 2024
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