just found out catholic doesn't mean you're addicted to cats smh I need help
This nerd sat down and said yeah I'm gonna discover everything that gets you high
do y'all like bionicles?
Stop pissing you degenerate. Its disgusting how much water people drink these days just so they can piss.
At first I was like don't tread on me, but now I'm like "tread on me daddy oWo"
On top of you there are two comforters, you are extremely cozy. End of meme.
Why is it a crime to have a femboi gobble my cock in a keitruck? This is the future your grandma was scared of.
TIL senator > daddy
I hope you "don't" get eaten by a shark.
While at your desk make direct and sustained eye contact in silence. Once you know you have him gently say "poop poop" then violently shit yourself. Everything is about shitting, except shitting. Shitting is about power.
Does anyone want to go on a edate and play beatsaber with me ๐๐