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[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh, I think I'll catch up with you in my Lamborghini.

My classic Porsche P133

Or my more modern 4WD Ferrari

[-] Froyn@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago
[-] sundray@lemmus.org 12 points 1 year ago

Forking in public? What has this world come to?

[-] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

This looks like a fork on the road.

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

:(){ :|:& };:

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

"I ordered an Uber to give me a lift."

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Ordered Uber but got instacart.

Even though it's only tangentially related i must still link this video because it is old enough to be new again.

German forklift training video

Stick with it, its a bit of a slow burn but worth it i promise

[-] Grayox@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Holy shit this is hilarious

Great! I was going it would find a new audience, it's good shit

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[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Nothing sexier than a man with forklift certification.

[-] kosanovskiy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Ikr. Like c mon, leave some forking for the rest of us.

[-] Gallardo994@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

One looks more orange than the other, so the choice is obvious

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Damn, bro. Save some bussy for the rest of us.

[-] Morcyphr@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

Shouldn't park with your forks up

[-] ares35@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

around here, people use "alternate" vehicles, like atv, snowmobiles, lawn mowers and tractors, etc. to get to the bars because they lost their license. have not seen a forklift parked outside of one, though----yet.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Did they lose their cars too?

Driving a lawn mower on a public road would be just as illegal as driving a car right? Just more suspicious actually.

[-] ares35@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

some of their cars and trucks may still be wrapped-around a tree or in a ditch, or were impounded. and you can get ticketed for driving them without a license, but you can't get a ticket for cruising down the road on a lawn tractor without one (afaik, you could still get a dui though).

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You can drive an unregistered vehicle on a public road? I don’t think that works where I live.

[-] Poik@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

This. A lot of kids drove golf carts to the pool and stuff, but while that would be semi-legal in their gated community, they had to cross a public road where even licensed drivers would be breaking the law. No one seemed to care though. I'm fairly certain it's illegal in most US states.

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