Is every pie a quiche or is every quiche a pie?

Yes. Pizza was always a lie.

A corn dog is a calzone.

Soup, chili, cereal; it's all just salad.

you can put slices of ham inside of a hotdog bun, a sub-sandwich is kind of like a hot dog

Wouldn't a stuffed crust be sushi? It's a tube, it just connects until you slice the pizza

1: this dude doesn't know how calzones are made 2: calzones are sushi

Humans are Salad.

Unless they are still digesting, than they are often salad with croutons.

Sushi is just made with sushi rice. It has literally nothing to do with the shape of the food.

So... Pie and empanadas are calzone?

Well this tracks since a dick is just a modified clit

Oops my sushi fell on its side and turned into quiche.

A chilli relleno is a quiche

So a Wellington is a sushi or calzone?