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Cookie Monster Learned a Hard Lesson That Day (lemmy.myserv.one)
submitted 9 months ago by ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one to c/bertstrips@feddit.de
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Cookie Monster is excited to eat a massive cookie. Elmo is very excited and is cheering Cookie Monster. There is a man who is shocked and may be trying to get Cookie Monster not to eat the cookie.

Text underneath: Elmo encouraged Cookie Monster to eat the cookie laced with 5,000,000 mg of THC. Cookie Monster didn't know the cookie was laced with THC. Elmo is a dick.

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[-] dditty@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

5,000,000 mgs is ~11 lbs of weed

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

Worse, it's 11 lbs of pure THC. Most pot is about 20% THC by weight from what I could find online, so that cookie has the equivalent of about 55 lbs of weed.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 9 months ago

I truly appreciate that the math was done on this. We all truly get to appreciate the absurdly high number that 5,000,000 THC is.

[-] qqw@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago

That's a dense cookie!

[-] tryptaminev@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago

or a good extraction method

[-] anonymouse@lemmings.world 2 points 9 months ago

He'll be fine. Most of the cookie ended up in crumbs on the ground around him.

[-] otter@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The ants meanwhile...

Obligatory 'Spiders on Drugs' video from 17 years ago: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Ah, a classic.

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