Bisquick

That's Texas

California?

The Bay of Biscay. It was notorious when I were a lad. More ferries back then I suppose.

Basque Republic (most is submerged)

It's Florin from The Princess Bride.

It's between Spain and France, so the language has to be as well.

It's Portugal

It's Andorra! GREATER ANDORRA!

The Bay of Biscay? Lol

The mighty kingdom of Biscayland.

The Iberian Peninsula's foreskin

An image as rigged as the British education system...

Noice!

Svenborgia. They only will tell you about it when you are rich enough. Otherwise you get the other maps.

Nautical claims don't extend that far

Without looking it up this map looks distorted. But I don’t know of a country there next to france like that.

The country of whales 🐳

Big basque

It's Ligma

American here... not cheating by looking it up on Google... Non-Extantistan? The Spanish/French border doesn't look like that...

ATLANTA!

Euskara: Unleashed

Simple! It's [REDACTED]! Home of [REDACTED]! It's language of [REDACTED] is world famous for [REDACTED] and it has very good relations with [REDACTED] and Wales!

That's definitely Molise

I guess… unimportant?

Joking, but seriously, I have no idea on 4 hours of sleep.

Ok, so I was actually right with my initial though the map is wrong.

Ligma

Waterworld II - The soggy biscuit, staring Kevin Coaster.

The little island sells it

New Spainland

I knew it was water, the actual name of it though I had zero recollection.

Seawatyadidthere

Looks like right where the glans meets the shaft.

Idk, between Spain and France...did y'all give the Basques something?

Big Andorra

California

Man its so easy its [̶̫̰̯͕̲͚̙́̈ͭ͒́̾́̅̌͛̎ͩ̏̇̓̚ͅC͂ͭ̑̌̋̔̄͗̇̏̉ͤ̿̇̎̽͏̲̞̳̹͈̱͉̜͚̙̣͔͎̼͇͙̭ò̸̸͔̙͉͖̭̞̹̯̘͈̻̞̗̖̘̟ͯ̐͋ͭ̐ͪ̅͛ͪͭ̿͂ͣ͘͘ǔ̷̵̸̼͔̹̠͒̄̄ͪ͋ͬ̆̅͐̂ņ̴͈̖̭̬̙̱̫͎̣̪̹̯̥͊͛̈̓͜͟t̨ͭ͊͋̊͜͏̡̟̺̞͓̺̞y̢̻͙̞̠͚̰̱̦̮̺͓̱̩ͪ̓̾̐̍̽̐̍ͅ ̖̗͓̮̝̮̟͋ͫ̋ͦ͆͘n̛̤̯͔̭̅ͨ̒̋ͩͮ͊ͬ̓̊ͤ̃͜͠͞a̶̱̬̦͖̹͗͌̐ͤ͗̐͠ͅm̡̰̦̼̱̜ͪͣ̀̇̄̈̀̒̎̀́̚͜è͕̰̝̠̲̾̀ͨ̅̈͑ͥ̉͡]̝͖̝̥͓̬̙̟̗̬̱̳ͨͮ̉̃ͤͭ͢ͅ ̧̞̙̺͂͒̒̂̄̔ͤ̓̊̐̊̉́ͣ͊̌ͅ

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