Guillotines are a barbaric thing of the past, let's drop more CEOs in cages to their deaths (www.msn.com)

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[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

Hitman ass death who shoot the cables?

[-] WafflesTasteGood@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

More like cheapass CEO ass death by cheaping out on critical supporting wire steering-device

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

15 feet? that's really not very far. I would simply not have been injured

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

Skill issue

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

The Vistex flag at the company's Hoffman Estates office now sits at half-mast

Imagine this is the tribute you get - the flag for some stupid software product getting flown at half mast lmao

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Look, all we need is an island, a remote uninhabited island to put them in, bougies love islands and whatever happens, happens, it's out of our hands emilie-shrug

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Fletcher's Memorial Tiki Bar and Resort

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

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[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

pit

[-] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

Good work, 47

[-] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

wholesome

[-] Commiejones@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

I though steering-device was funny. This is just kinda pathetic... but also funny.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

That's Not Funny; My Brother Died That Way

Hey, listen, guys. Listen up. This is a great party and everything, and it's cool you invited me and all, but I have to speak up about that scene in Police Academy you were just talking about.

You know that part where the guy flies off the motorcycle handlebars, and he flies right at the horse's ass and gets his head stuck in it? Remember how funny you said that was? Well, I just want to say I didn't appreciate that too much, because my brother died that way.

I've never really talked about what happened to Brad, because it's just so painful to discuss. But on Oct. 11, 1995, he slammed his motorcycle into a fruit cart and flew over the handlebars, sending his head straight up the ass of a police horse. By the time the paramedics got there to pull him out, he'd suffocated to death. Frankly, I don't see how you guys could think that kind of thing is funny. Or how a director could consider it appropriate for a comedy.

Before the accident, Brad was on top of the world. He'd just graduated from UC-Berkeley and was about to take a high-paying job with a top Silicon Valley software firm. His goal was to run the company in 10 years, and I bet he would have done it, too. The day before he died, he told me he was thinking of asking his girlfriend Lisa to marry him. And then, boom, just like that, he was gone....