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[-] DmMacniel@feddit.de 74 points 9 months ago
Good Guys, Bad Guys and explosions
as far as the eye could see
[-] RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

[-] Zoot@reddthat.com 10 points 9 months ago

This is the ultimate showdown

[-] clb92@feddit.dk 11 points 9 months ago

Of ultimate destiny

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 63 points 9 months ago

The third contender: the mighty embedded developer.

Why can't we see them?

They are embedded in the wall. 🥁

[-] FatTony@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

They are embedded in the GODDAMN WALLS!!

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 53 points 9 months ago

Discretly look up at the corners of your ceiling and you might be able to spot a Web Developer.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago

Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 18 points 9 months ago

Backend developer for certain, owing to ponytail theory.

Shame the original wording is so 2005. And right-to-left, for some reason.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The height increase of the ponytail is intended to demonstrate dominance

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

I wear my ponytail so loose that my hair band frequently falls out.

[-] Odinkirk@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 9 months ago

Also uses ableist language.

[-] rob64@startrek.website 2 points 9 months ago

I assume that's what was being referred to.

[-] RAM@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

determining women's intelligence from their appearance ?

that is a tad sexist :/

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Men can have ponytails.

Men's ponytails can look dumb.

[-] lockhart@lemmy.ml 14 points 9 months ago

nice throwback with the title

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago
[-] yggstyle@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

technically correct is the best correct.

[-] DogWater@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Unrelated but the guy who made that animation makes mash up music and it fucking rules.

Neil Cicierega on YouTube

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago
[-] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

No Greg you fucking idiot, that’s Kendall Roy, the guy whose ass you need to be kissing - nay, making out with - every single day like the sun shines out of it and you have a vitamin D deficiency.

[-] fleckenstein@social.lizzy.rs 3 points 9 months ago
[-] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Jeremy Strong plays Kendall Roy in Succession. I was just doing a bit where i wrote something in the voice of Tom like he’s correcting Greg, who he frequently verbally abuses in the show. He always has these ridiculous descriptions and metaphors.

[-] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 3 points 9 months ago

where's hackerman when we need him?

[-] meyotch@slrpnk.net 2 points 9 months ago

He hacked too much time again.

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

The UX designer!

Or at least he would get all of the praise!

this post was submitted on 24 Jan 2024
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