405
They will never ask again
(i.imgur.com)
How to get the FBI to investigate you: ^
don't care I don't have to look at their ugly kids anymore
You could just use that line. "What would it take for you to never show me your ugly kids again?"
„how much does he weight? ah, I see“ checking notes „yeah, that aint enough for my recipe. thanks anyway“
Try licking your lips, you won't have to bother looking for as long.
Ricky Gervais had a similar joke https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vYtdnBiCbqY
Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/watch?v=vYtdnBiCbqY
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.
That's pretty much exactly the same joke