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[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 383 points 10 months ago

The sentence:

If you think a dementia screening test is very difficult, you may have early dementia.

[-] ares35@kbin.social 190 points 10 months ago

“It’s not easy!” he told supporters on Saturday, saying only 2 percent of his followers could pass it.

the closest thing to the truth he has ever spouted.

[-] FunderPants@lemmy.ca 27 points 10 months ago

Jesus,imagine if democrat told their voters that 98% of them were too addled to pass a cognitive test.

Fuck, you try to explain math or science to someone and get called arrogant as a democrat but I guarantee republicans will be just fine with what Trump said about them here.

No self respect.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Yeah, but that's a highball estimate.

[-] nikt@lemmy.ca 85 points 10 months ago

Thank you. Nobody deserves having to click on a huffpost link.

[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago

Thanks for taking that one for the team, cousin!

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

Such a dumb clickbait headline. If it's such a simple sentence, put it in the damn headline.

[-] Cannibal_MoshpitV3@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

I may have alzheimers but at least i don't have alzheimers!

[-] Evilcoleslaw@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

"My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 4 points 10 months ago

What is this Al's Hammer everybody keeps talking about?

[-] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Thank you, if your article can be summarized in one sentence then it's a shitty article

[-] DBT@lemmy.world 73 points 10 months ago
[-] degen@midwest.social 18 points 10 months ago

It looks like a god damn caricature from a political cartoon

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Always has been

[-] ATDA@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Me: These court artists are for shit.

Donald:

Me: ok fair enough my mistake.

[-] irreticent@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

It looks like he wasn't expecting that enema.

[-] HWK_290@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

A million to one shot, doc, a million to one

[-] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 59 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

But what was the sentence?

WHAT WAS THE SENTENCE? Gee whiz, I better click the fuck out of this thing so I can find out.

Edit: It was "If you think a dementia screening test is very difficult, you may have early dementia."

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago

Fuck off with your clickbait title bullshit.

[-] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago
[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

And so does OP for seeing something like this and thinking it was worth posting

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Your username makes me wonder if you're not a puffer fish. It would explain why no one's successfully eaten you yet.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[-] bazus1@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Hi let's be friends

[-] Ekybio@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago
[-] StopSpazzing@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[-] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Well they managed to avoid the word slammed I guess

[-] recapitated@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

More critical news from the sideboob gazette

[-] slowwooderrunsdeep@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Give him a break, he can’t remember if he told us before

this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2024
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