The positioning of his arms make it look like he's taking a piss and the streaks all over the window do not help this mental image.
That's some relief, all right.
But I mean, it fits the sub perfectly. I just can't get the idea of him pissing out of my head, that's my problem, but now also yours. You're welcome.
Piss? Your mind's less lewd than mine
That is correct!
That was my immediate reaction, as well.
This is such a great picture. Just makes me happier somehow the more i look at it.
Quick! Some ladyβs givinβ out HJs on the blue line!
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