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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 70 points 2 years ago

Let me make sure I understand what is happening here... This is a painting of Donald Duck using his massive erection to beat up Son Goku from Dragonball? Am I getting that right? Is there some context to go with this?

[-] miseducator@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago

Donald Duck doesn't wear pants and, being a duck, his penis is corkscrew-shaped to allow him to navigate duck vagina mazes. Therefore, Goku must be getting slapped up with a duck tumor.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

Ducks are a ridiculous evolution of rape and counter rape traits. It is stunning once you dig into it.

[-] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I would like to subscribe to duck reproductive facts!

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Did you know: Female ducks have evolved a complex vagina with several dead-end pockets and tunnels in order to confuse unwanted mates and prevent fertilisation from the wrong male

[-] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

How does the male duck know which passage is the correct one? And can the female guide him or is it always rapey?

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

That's the neat part, they don't! They do however, have barbed penises which are designed to scrape out the semen of any other duck who happened to rape her before he got a chance to.

[-] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Thanks for the info my friend. Be well.

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Thanks, but that sounds expensive and time consuming. I'll just be over here.

[-] don@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Being well doesn’t have to be either expensive or time-consuming, just maintain a healthy diet and get in a bit of exercise a few times a week.

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I was going to make a similar comment, I vaguely remember him eating or drinking something funny and it going around in his stomach as such.

[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It looked to me like Goku is fucking Donald in the ass and that's Goku's 1m long cock bulging out of Donald's belly.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

I'm choosing to believe that's not what is happening

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

You have chosen... wisely.

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

All I know is you'll never hear someone yelling "duck" the same way again.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh no.

Thanks a lot buddy.

[-] lefaucet@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 years ago

Both Goku and donald are straight copies of frames from actual cartoons. Juxtapoaing them like this is pure genius and I hope the artist was awarded hansomly for their contribution to human culture.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Which cartoon is that Donald frame from?

[-] lefaucet@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 years ago
[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Awesome thanks. A bee was actually my first guess but then I thought "that doesn't really make sense", bees are known for stinging not strong flying. I've probably seen it before in another life that I don't really remember.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago
[-] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[-] don@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[-] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

Well...there is a giant duck dong, and apparently the speed of it's engorgement has, indeed, knocked out Goku.

So...yeah.

[-] Sentrovasi@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

I thought it was his tail...

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I thought the part on the bottom was his tail

[-] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago
[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Please excuse my ignorance of the standard dimensions of duck penises 🙏🥺

[-] shottymcb@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

They're corkscrew shaped as well. Just wanted to add that to your knowledge bank on duck penises.

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

I didn't want to believe this but, if the internet is too be believed, sure enough a select few birds including ducks seem to have penises. I also learned of the term "proto-phallus". What a day.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 years ago

Now THIS is art.

[-] bizarrocullen@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago
[-] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago
[-] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sci-en-tifically acc-ur-ate duck tales!

[-] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[-] rarely@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

I guess he didn't duck that cock

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