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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 70 points 1 year ago

Let me make sure I understand what is happening here... This is a painting of Donald Duck using his massive erection to beat up Son Goku from Dragonball? Am I getting that right? Is there some context to go with this?

[-] miseducator@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago

Donald Duck doesn't wear pants and, being a duck, his penis is corkscrew-shaped to allow him to navigate duck vagina mazes. Therefore, Goku must be getting slapped up with a duck tumor.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Ducks are a ridiculous evolution of rape and counter rape traits. It is stunning once you dig into it.

[-] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I would like to subscribe to duck reproductive facts!

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Did you know: Female ducks have evolved a complex vagina with several dead-end pockets and tunnels in order to confuse unwanted mates and prevent fertilisation from the wrong male

[-] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

How does the male duck know which passage is the correct one? And can the female guide him or is it always rapey?

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

That's the neat part, they don't! They do however, have barbed penises which are designed to scrape out the semen of any other duck who happened to rape her before he got a chance to.

[-] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the info my friend. Be well.

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Thanks, but that sounds expensive and time consuming. I'll just be over here.

[-] don@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Being well doesn’t have to be either expensive or time-consuming, just maintain a healthy diet and get in a bit of exercise a few times a week.

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I was going to make a similar comment, I vaguely remember him eating or drinking something funny and it going around in his stomach as such.

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

All I know is you'll never hear someone yelling "duck" the same way again.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh no.

Thanks a lot buddy.

[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It looked to me like Goku is fucking Donald in the ass and that's Goku's 1m long cock bulging out of Donald's belly.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

I'm choosing to believe that's not what is happening

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

You have chosen... wisely.

[-] lefaucet@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 year ago

Both Goku and donald are straight copies of frames from actual cartoons. Juxtapoaing them like this is pure genius and I hope the artist was awarded hansomly for their contribution to human culture.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Which cartoon is that Donald frame from?

[-] lefaucet@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Awesome thanks. A bee was actually my first guess but then I thought "that doesn't really make sense", bees are known for stinging not strong flying. I've probably seen it before in another life that I don't really remember.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago
[-] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] don@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[-] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Well...there is a giant duck dong, and apparently the speed of it's engorgement has, indeed, knocked out Goku.

So...yeah.

[-] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Please excuse my ignorance of the standard dimensions of duck penises 🙏🥺

[-] shottymcb@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

They're corkscrew shaped as well. Just wanted to add that to your knowledge bank on duck penises.

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I didn't want to believe this but, if the internet is too be believed, sure enough a select few birds including ducks seem to have penises. I also learned of the term "proto-phallus". What a day.

[-] Sentrovasi@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

I thought it was his tail...

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I thought the part on the bottom was his tail

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 year ago

Now THIS is art.

[-] bizarrocullen@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago
[-] scytale@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago

There's another one beside it. I saw someone post it somewhere else but I don't remember. I think it was Vegeta saying "I committed tax fraud" or something like that.

[-] TheControlled@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[-] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] BustinJiber@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You did me dirty like Donald's dick.

[-] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

I needed this, thank you.

[-] underscore_@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Such a soothing voice too.

[-] ziixe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Honestly the guy had a pretty interesting opinion in that commentary

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Wow, impressive. I didn't realize art can be so dated, yet still so impactful.

[-] NabeGewell@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I can't believe you did this.

[-] TheControlled@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Damn, that's clever and well made.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago
[-] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sci-en-tifically acc-ur-ate duck tales!

[-] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] rarely@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

I guess he didn't duck that cock

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