An entire thanksgiving turkey.

I think American's call them OtterPops? We call them icy poles. Wherever you are in the world, those things.

Kramer?

Fruit kebab and pacifico in a steaming hot shower.

A loaf of bread.

What a question to see after the Quora post.

Steak

Those fruit puree or yogurt squeeze pouches.

With your back to the water, barbecue. Messy as hell. But that doesn't matter cause you're in the shower.

I used to drink cold bottles of beer while showering. Very doable.

A baloney sandwich and a pickle

Fish. They eat all their food wet so why not eat them when they're drowning in shower water?

My kids will eat anything in the shower. But I would say mango, I can only eat that over the sink anyway, so messy.

Something dry that even in hot humid air won't spoil quickly.

Cheese seems like a good bet. Certain cooked and cured meats similarly; salami or beef jerky, cooked sausages etc.

But ultimately why would you eat in the shower? The real problem is either time management issue or eating too much of you really need to cram food in your gob while showering. Also would waste more water and time in the shower if you're both eating and cleaning yourself.

Its the sort of seemingly innocuous question that actually shows you maybe should be taking a long hard look at your life priorities. The shower is a good place to think about that, maybe while chewing on a block of cheddar cheese.

curry. It may not appear ideal at first glance: water sprays on that and your flavor goes down the drain, literally. HOWEVER, with careful placement of the food container, you could effectively minimize the amount of water getting into your curry, minimizing loss of flavor. If your curry is too hot and you start to sweat, you can simply turn the tap colder to cool yourself down while you eat. When you're done, you don't need a finger bowl to clean your hands either, just run them under the shower water. Best enjoyed with rice, as the roti will get too soggy.