I can't tell if the Onion gets their ideas from the stuff DeSantis does or if DeSantis gets his ideas from reading the Onion.

I have nothing to contribute to this conversation. Just wanted to say that was a horribly written article.

Upvoted because it truly is an unpopular opinion.

Can't we just enjoy the joke? You've brought up a topic worthy of discussion, but for a shitpost thread?

Edit: Added a word

Was "dick" not a moniker for penis back then? Did they really not know...or DID they know and really leaned into it?

This looks like the magnetic version of pulling yourself up by the bootstraps.

For men, sending dick pics is equivalent to a cat bringing you a dead bird. It is the highest gesture they can think of to share, they are so proud of it, but nobody wants it.

There's probably some loophole about how they can't do it as a hedge fund but a shrub fund is just fine.

Just be careful when she goes from suck to blow.

Vanilla à la toad.

I canceled all our streaming services and Amazon prime. I canceled my phone service and opted for a $15/month plan (Mint). I buy a cheap phone, about $70 bucks. I asked my wife to stop buying me snack foods at the grocery store to save ~$50/week. All told I think we are not spending ~$300/month that I can now put towards our cars that are starting to break down. Someone said something about savings but I only cultivate dust and stones there.

"...the shocking savagery of a Palestinian corpse that refused to condemn Hamas even when kicked." Absolute gold!