Don't tell me how to live my life.

The artstyle is ambiguous as to whether it's a carpet or a filthy dust bunny covered floor.

I guess that doesn't improve the pizza situation.

Maybe the plate is just very small

Roll it up like a scroll and just put the whole thing in my mouth.

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