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submitted 8 months ago by VanHalbgott@lemmus.org to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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[-] QT1@feddit.de 33 points 8 months ago

Medusa. She makes me rock hard. Also, no hair in the shower drain is a nice bonus.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 24 points 8 months ago

Plot twist: snakes in the shower drain

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 8 months ago

I'm tired of all these motherfucking snakes, in this motherfucking drain!

[-] QT1@feddit.de 4 points 8 months ago

Hmm, I didn’t think that out. Still better than hair though

[-] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 20 points 8 months ago

Rosie Cotton dancing. She had ribbons in her hair. If ever I was to marry someone, it would’ve been her.

[-] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago

A human. Definitely a human. They seem to always be present in folklore and fantasy.

[-] neidu2@feddit.nl 8 points 8 months ago
[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 2 points 8 months ago

One of the main characters in a story in writing is a huldra. Are you Scandinavian, or the only other American that knows wtf they are? Lol

[-] neidu2@feddit.nl 4 points 8 months ago
[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 5 points 8 months ago

Gonna just have to admit I do not know what that means. Lol.

[-] neidu2@feddit.nl 7 points 8 months ago
[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 3 points 8 months ago

Ahh, thank you. Haha

[-] livus@kbin.social 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

@DharmaCurious I thought huldres are well known? Maybe less than trolls but there are so many in fairy stories.

[-] gilgameth@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Leela from Futurama, easy.

[-] pan_troglodytes@programming.dev 7 points 8 months ago

marry, or just commit carnal acts with?

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 8 months ago

Lilith. Or maybe Lamia.

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago
[-] livus@kbin.social 5 points 8 months ago

My partner.

If that's against the rules I'm choosing a selkie because there's an outside chance that my partner is in fact a selkie.

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Hmm. I am already married to a human, but do love a guy with wings. Angel, devil, whatever. Wings are good.

[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 5 points 8 months ago

Half elf.

Actual elf would be too sad, since they're going to live for several thousand years and I would only be a blink in their existence, but a half elf, barring any kind of gigantic world upset would get to live until our grandkids grandkids grew up and they're continued presence in the world would ensure that the my presence in the world did not fade so quickly.

[-] budyn_smietankowy@szmer.info 4 points 8 months ago
[-] koncertejo@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

Beautiful elf maiden

[-] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 months ago

Catgirl or doggirl. Sorry, I'm basic.

[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 3 points 8 months ago

Witch/wizard. 100%

[-] peter@feddit.uk 3 points 8 months ago

The fairy from spyro

[-] pdavis@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I have a list of of interesting characters, but sticking to pure "fantasy or folklore" I will go with Aasimar.

[-] WhyAUsername_1@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago
[-] Trollivier@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

I had never thought of that before but the first thing that came to my mind was Fran from Final Fantasy 12.

She is 70% legs.

[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago
[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 8 months ago
[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

I was more thinking of their ability to shapeshift. I wouldn't mind someone who could shapeshift into Brad Pitt one day and Tom Cruise the next day depending on how I feel.

[-] funkajunk@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago
[-] Kolli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 months ago

Valkyrie. The young ones, not the hags.

[-] coaxil@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

Lae'zel from BG3, she is ROC epic

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 8 months ago

A dragon. They're not only fuckable but also excellent spouse material

this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2024
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