You should pick another distro and become equally as insufferable.

I recommend Mint. Its basically a 1:1 clone of windows from what I recall of using it years and years ago.

But what does an Arch using vegan who does cross fit talk about first?

Is arch like, gentoo with a binary cache ?

Switched my vote from down to up since you did the good thing

ITT arch users salty about being compared to vegans. Heavy is the crown, wear it proud.

garuda garuda garuda https://garudalinux.org/

And put down your phones!

"You know what they say about Arch users, right?"

"That they're pedophiles?"

[Spits out drink in laughter because I expected them to say "they tell everyone"]