Can't go wrong with pizza.

Chicken fried steak, with garlic mashed potatoes and broccoli.

Pho. 2nd place: fried rice

That fake movie glassware would be easiest on the teeth.

Eating unfired china would be my second choice

I'd probably pick a saucer as it's the smallest dish between cups, bowls, and plates.

Eating glass/ceramic sounds like it'd be painful so you'd really want to minimize the size of the dish.

Pho. or maybe stir fry.

Probably beef fajita

Lasagna! So effin good.

Do you get the health consequences of the meal you choose?

Pokebowl. In different variations. Should get most of what you need to live out of it

Peanut butter if that can pass as a dish. My favorite food by a lot. Otherwise proper Mac and cheese.

Surf and turf

Smoothie of some sort that has all my macros/vitamins/minerals. At least not dying from malnutrition.