Okay, add him to one of the lists... which one? I dunno. The group guillotine assembly line? The obstacle course of razor sharp objects? The Wu-Tang reverse speed feeding bonanza? The volcano catapult layup competition? O, I know. The scarecrow harvester mowdown. We'll put him next to former Monsanto executives.

i’ll buy it when kellogs box isn’t $40

you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like!