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Rectum? Damn near kilt 'em.
I choked
"What do you have on under the kilt"?
.... Shitty Antiques.
Ah, this reminds me of the old adage: Try before you buy.
Two words:
Ass
Pennies
don't judge, we all have hobbies
You see @tamal3@lemmy.world this is how you become successful. He'll have leverage over anyone who has ever bought anything from that store.
Now I know! I understand more about the ways of the world than I'd ever wanted to.
Wonder what he’d say if he found out his prison food got the same treatment
Wipe better or use preparation H. Hell, scooting your ass across the carpet would be better than shoving random shit up there in public.
There's often a tradeoff between what's fun and what's healthy!
this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2024
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