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submitted 8 months ago by bahcodad@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

The other two are hilarious though

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[-] bahcodad@lemmy.world 57 points 8 months ago

Wow, 40 upvotes. I expected this to crash and burn

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 21 points 8 months ago

It's subtle but effective :)

[-] bahcodad@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago
[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

Are you saying thermite be romance in the air?

[-] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

they'll need demolition crews for days to bring these two birds down

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

The jet fuel from this joke melted my heart.

[-] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 29 points 8 months ago

Sometimes I want to follow this community and sometimes I want to block it. Thank you.

[-] bahcodad@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Lol i know what you mean

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 24 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

This joke will inevitably collapse on itself

[-] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

Perfect(ly)!

[-] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 21 points 8 months ago

Jet fuel can't melt comedy gold

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Hi I'm stupid.

Can someone explain the joke?

[-] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 31 points 8 months ago

9 out of 11 jokes aren't funny

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Ah, well thank you.

[-] BaqTraq@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Fractions...

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 15 points 8 months ago

I’m over here like Tower 7, nobody touches me, and I’m utterly devastated.

[-] fossphi@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

This is cracking me up

[-] stanka@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago
[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago
[-] stanka@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago
[-] stanka@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[-] stanka@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago
[-] stanka@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago

You said you would never forget!

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong door.

[-] JurassicPork@lemmy.one 1 points 8 months ago

Pretty funny joke, wasn't 2 plane for me..... Or maybe was 2 plane?

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee -1 points 8 months ago

This joke actually made me wince.

this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2024
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