Fuck, i Last played Rinworld, so all of the warcrimes

War crimes! (Battlefield 1)

Shooting small Mancunians in the face with an over-powered stapler.

Genocide of millions of creatures. (Vampire Survivors)

Debt because of gambling (Balatro)

For hacking every server in the world and making quadrillions

It wasn't me! It was an unfortunate manure explosion!

Fighting with flying robots who are protecting supposedly scarce and valuable resources that are in fact not worth a dime, restore after a few minutes and are only needed for quests

Illegal possession of firearms and terrorism

Building colourful skyscrapers next to each other in a tiny city grid, until they combine and fly into the sky. I dunno, reverse 9/11?

Pushing a goblin off a roof.

Hang gliding into a party of monsters and ruining their day with my "1337 aer1al 4rch3ry 5k1llz"

Trying to prevent fires in Shoshone.

Nothing as I was legally sanctioned by the council to work above the law for them

Assult with attempted murder. Pondering the orb. Casting spells. (We love them) (YOMI Hustle)

Probably something among the lines of water runoff and cleaning chemicals in said water (Powerwashing Simulator)

Sinking 76,000 tons of allied shipping in the Atlantic.

Rance

Sweats profusely

Dunno if genocides are punished in hell. I dont think theres someone in there to arrest me anyway

Delivering packages, and running away from creeps trying to steal my packages.

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