Punching trees

Throwing darts at balloons

Stopping some guys who are Definitely Not Team Rocket from harassing and capturing some creatures that are Definitely Not Pokemon.

Driving my mostly broken car badly as the door pops open when I shift into drive.

Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)

Stacking blocks and clearing lines.

I beat up a gang of criminals as twinkified pinnoccio

Either terrorism or impersonating a counter terrorism officer

Inappropriate construction of a factory.

(Satisfactory)

Time travel and monster slaying? Also, staging a coup against the immortal emperor.

I don't know... Majonging?

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

For robot crimes. I beat the shit out of a flaming puppet working in a smelter area.

Walking without a torch in Rattay at night

Murdering cultists and monsters while traveling through time, all while trying to save reality from the void. Hopefully the Hague will give me a pass on all the murder, even if it doesn't exist in my timeline.

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

Not being owned by a corporation, working with a "terrorists".

Building factories on planets I am not supposed to be on

Assault and battery, serial murder or at least manslaughter I guess, arson, theft, looting ancient burial sites, hunting endangered species, regicide, trespassing, making rude gestures at a a dog.

Using remote control toy cars to crush children’s dreams. And being bad at Karaoke.

Assault, rape and public indecency on the very last game I played.

Before such particular game, I'd be arrested for animal cruelty, illegal possession of unregistered firearms, murder, trespassing, drug fabrication, violation of every architectural/engineering rule/standard, building without a permit on land I don't own, slavery and human trafficking.

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

Animal abuse

Delivering pizzas (Death Stranding)

Constructing a wood and stone platform in a void world without a permit. Surely that's only worth a fine and a warning.

I may also have stabbed one or two uh, dozen, orcs in my dark room.

Is pulling a previously used cryosphere through a temporal rift before it is used a crime?

A wee bit of terrorism

Driving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

Illegal construction (Minecraft)

Stopping criminal acts by means of self-righteous extreme violence, and littering the streets of the city with the bodies of almost dead criminals

Illegal gambling

Necromancy

Abuse of hypertube technology to make cannons

I feel like answering this might put me on a watchlist

Covering up the sun (Dyson sphere program)