killing zealots

Overthrowing a mega corporation

Cheating at Poker

Playing pinball and saving the planet from Martians. Pinball is and was against the law in some places.

I was doing a renegade run of Mass Effect, so I guess I'm being tried in The Hague.

Purging heretic with bolters, flamers and chainswords!

Illegally occupying the Chernobyl exclusion zone and selling the anomalous artifacts within.

Intentionally getting several Kerbals stranded on another planet.

Building factories on planets I am not supposed to be on

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

Hunting a rich person (Astarion's questline)

Not being owned by a corporation, working with a "terrorists".

Using remote control toy cars to crush children’s dreams. And being bad at Karaoke.

Destruction of the afterlife but not the trademarked one the one inside Arasaka NC HQ.

For robot crimes. I beat the shit out of a flaming puppet working in a smelter area.

Walking without a torch in Rattay at night

Building a self sustainable underwater home, and not paying taxes on said home.

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

Is pulling a previously used cryosphere through a temporal rift before it is used a crime?

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

For fighting for a world in which people can live and die on their own terms, no matter their upbringing. Wait, that's just real life.. getting arrested for fighting for freedom.

Founder, help us.

Buying zyme from a dealer, then murdering that dealer for not giving me information on the NSF

Starting a space weed business with the funds I received by committing state-sanctioned genocide, and starting the chain of events that culminates with the destruction of a very big halo (no, not that one)

Starting a cult.

blowing up my neighbourhood by failing to defuse a landmine

Looking for a bunch of cats with a help of a time machine

Illegal Gambling

I control a giant dinosaur cyborg that shoots nukes out of its chest.

Either saving the universe from Twitter, or doing a silly dance, depending on the hour.

Touching paintings.

Killing huge beasts and dinosaurs and using their skin like armor.