Taking justice into my own hands by stealing the twisted desires of criminals
Killing huge beasts and dinosaurs and using their skin like armor.
I control a giant dinosaur cyborg that shoots nukes out of its chest.
Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.
Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another, I’d rather not choose at all.
If killing monsters for coin is wrong then I don’t wanna be right.
Dropping high explosives on civilians. (Helldivers 2)
I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws
Blowing up a shark
Preventing the destruction of the planet by smashing robots
Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf
Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?
Being distracted by a live stream while cutting people off, speeding, running red lights and ignoring police roadblocks while driving a lorry from Spain through the UK to France
... what crime are you getting arrested for?
all of them
Yeeting a fusion reactor into a space dumpster (Hardspace Ship breaker)
The last game I played was Persona 3, so.... attempted suicide?
jumbling up a normal deck of cards with a tarot deck and slowly sorting it out myself while counting
(Balatro)
Building without a permit.
Killing zombies to keep the world safe for democracy
Funny enough the characters go to jail at the end for knowing too much so uh... Fuck...
Opening a gate to"the abyss" because I'm tired of doing menial task.
Punching coins into people. Shooting coins. Throwing coins everywhere. Lots of coin based violence.
speeding in super tux kart
Helping depressed people? Sounds about right
Traveling with my 7 friends in order to stop the rise of a dark god.
Impersonating a cultist with conspiracy to commit mass murder. (Of the cultists)
It's okay though, we're adventurers!
Baldur's Gate 3
Graffiti, murder, and other squid related activities
Trafficking rare animals, and of course cockfighting.
freecell is a card game and it's not even the gambling type... wtf do I do now???
Speeding (STK)
Excessive use of portable mini nukes?
Wiring some logic gates?
Game
Turing complete
I mean, a pupil got arrested once for building a clock from scratch.
The Queen's impatience.
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