Building without a permit.

Driving semi trucks through mud pits that the game has the gaul to refer to as roads.

jumbling up a normal deck of cards with a tarot deck and slowly sorting it out myself while counting

(Balatro)

The last game I played was Persona 3, so.... attempted suicide?

Traspassing with a car thru an exclusion zone.

vandalism i think? (splatoon 3)

Killing the australian wildlife to please my villagers and digging up the whole place for shiny discs and amber. (Dinkum)

Stacking up colorful bricks

Stealing bison poop I guess

Yeeting a fusion reactor into a space dumpster (Hardspace Ship breaker)

pollution, destruction of nature, illegal mining operations, destruction of property, stealing and animal abuse

Speeding (STK)

Killing the entire population of Mos Eisley Cantina and destroying all its property for studs.

Treaspassing, genocide, possession of weapons, robbery, maybe even invasion of dreams? Not sure if the last one is a law. Oh and killing royalty as well. Also took part in an underground fighting rink, so perhaps battery.

Edit: forgot to mention first and second degree murders. Silly me

Lots of murdering but I have one of the queens’ full endorsement after her sister tried to stage a coup.

freecell is a card game and it's not even the gambling type... wtf do I do now???

... what crime are you getting arrested for?

all of them

Trafficking rare animals, and of course cockfighting.

going over double the highway speed limit with a fully loader semi-truck

Being distracted by a live stream while cutting people off, speeding, running red lights and ignoring police roadblocks while driving a lorry from Spain through the UK to France

Can’t catch me if I’m 5 parallel dimensions ahead of them! (5D chess with multiverse time travel)

Graffiti, murder, and other squid related activities

Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?

Winning the treble with Spurs

arrested for photographing some abandoned urban environments 😅

honestly that doesn't seem too much of a stretch

Game was Interior Worlds btw for any interested.

Nuking Pasagardae

The Queen's impatience.

Squatting - Nightingale

Unlawful tampering with the timeline and a couple counts of deicide. (Last Epoch)