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What’s in a name? (lemmy.world)
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[-] waz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

This reminds me of an article I read about a guy whose last name was Null.

This isn't it but is the first one I found when looking.

https://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/

The story is pretty much what you would expect but still an amusing read.

[-] w00@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

Error also has a nice ring to it

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[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 1 year ago

My first kitten was called Rails, but be run away. The second one, Ruby, but she died from sickness the second day we had her home. The third one was Rails 2, but we called him just Rails, he's 10 yo now. The fourth one wad called PowerBI, buy ny wife didn't like and it was a lame name anyway so we changed it to Sushi.

World. Why? "Hello World".

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] fidodo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
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[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Don't give elon any ideas.

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

Shhhh. My spouse hasn't caught on, yet.

[-] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

don't forget Ada

[-] AmidFuror@kbin.chat 7 points 1 year ago

We named our son "Foo Bar" but we used the alternate spelling "Fubar" to make it look more reasonable.

[-] ohholyjesus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This is a joke, right? Because FUBAR is not something you should name a kid.

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[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago

My son GIGO never quite meets expectations.

[-] MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
  • Orphan Process
  • Null
  • Char
  • Object
  • Instance
  • Bug
[-] MrFappy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

If you name her Julia, you can wake her up with the wonderful meme of “Good morning Julia, it’s me, Joe…”

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

PHP. It’s pronounced, PhhhhP

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[-] veniasilente@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

CTRL+F 'Robert'

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Really?

[-] bilboswaggings@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

My favorite IT based names and the reason why I want two kids: Master and slave

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

My dogs are Ping and Ruby

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago
[-] 0x0@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Exception Segfault Binary

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 5 points 1 year ago
[-] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I've seen you around quite a bit, crabby. Nice to see you again. 👋

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 7 points 1 year ago

Hi 👋

Lemmy is small so we see familiar face often 🙈

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[-] frezik@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago
[-] capital@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Killer’s my middle name.

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[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Boolean ftw XD

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Don't forget LOLCode (yes that's a thing)

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[-] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Forindo Iffi **int

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

I will name my firstborn 'OOM killer'.

[-] LinearArray@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Saving this for the future.

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