This sounds fun.

Lord help me

No clue what it'll be but it'll certainly be rad.

I'll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can't actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I'm not even useful for keeping people entertained.

I'll distract the raiders with my amusing vanity plate.

I think I'll be alright

I'm either slapping people to death with a broken 40' tv; or i am using screen shards as knifes. Prefer the first one tbh.

Man I'm fucked

I guess it really depends on how evolved it is

I'm too cool to die >:3

As The Crazy Game Master, I'm not the one dying.

Everybody else? Roll for Initiative.

I feel like 320 of them could do at least some damage

Oh. I think I'll be just fine.

I'll have a friend 😻

I last long, I cast spells

I’m a c-shaped knife, basically a sickle; At least I can go down swinging .

How does that work if your name isn't a verb or noun?

I win(d)

Invisible hands slapping heads from the sky I guess.

I think I'm safe

You tell me...

Heh

I guess I’m going to be disappointing people to death…?

Mine is how I flavored my paladin's Spirit Guardians, so everything within 15 ft of me takes a boatload of shiny damage and walks slowly... Think I'm in good shape, if very lonely

I'll use it to fix the hyperdrive and gtfo.

Idk I have no idea what TxzK means

Tie them together into 5 sets of nunchaku

Oh hai mark

I'm pretty sure I'm going to live forever in this scenario. I'm basically magic.

My name saves me because they recognize me from all my comments made before the apocalypse and wanna hang out.

I got high on my own supply

I think I'd do fine

I may or may not make it, but Harold is a pretty hip dude. Gonna habe a good time at least.

Depends on you

My name is literally just burger but switched, and a funny E at the beginning.

So ig I just have an opposite burger? Idk how that will help XD

Don't worry, I'm a doctor. This is where the weevils are SUPPOSED to go.

As long as I keep Bakugo happy I think I’ll be ok.