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[-] amio@kbin.social 26 points 1 year ago
[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@beehaw.org 13 points 1 year ago
[-] amio@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

I guess not. Also not the Pratchett-esque Guard, they were decent enough.

[-] metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub 8 points 1 year ago

The Day Watch were right bastards under small-minded leadership until Vimes sorted them out.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 year ago

"Love falling asleep in the dungeon next to a big ring of keys" ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] Bitrot@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I wanted to be a guard, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 year ago

same but an old-timey british police constable

imagine getting to wear a silly hat and going "ROIGHT WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?"

[-] Harrison@ttrpg.network 9 points 1 year ago

ELLO ELLO, YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT ROBBERY?

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 16 points 1 year ago

Me and the other guards rushing to fight 1 guy in glowing armor. Spoiler we all died.

[-] sarsaparilyptus@beehaw.org 13 points 1 year ago

#STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE, OR FACE YOUR SENTENCE. YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT.

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