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[-] DampSquid@feddit.uk 88 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

With all due respect, I don't want to try your cooking

[-] MECHAGIC@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

That's fair

[-] Nomad@infosec.pub 28 points 1 year ago

You know that dude that bet he could recognize toilet paper brands by taste? He won that bet.

Also the reason paper tastes sweet is xylotol (wood sugar). It has some amazing properties and is edible in small doses.

[-] Kissaki@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

How small is small? And what happens beyond it?

[-] Nomad@infosec.pub 11 points 1 year ago

Enought for most chewing gum. After about two tea spoons I start shitting my brains out. That warning on tic tacs about not earing too much at once? Thats for the xylotol inside.

[-] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I thought tic tacs were made of like 99% pure sugar and/or HFCS.

[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

There's a video (below) where they make rice crispies with sawdust as an added ingredient. Like 10-30% sawdust was fine and just affected the texture. It wasn't until 50% sawdust that they tasted bad. https://youtu.be/AKDal51f5LU?si=79LBDaYnRmLa1cSn

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[-] O_i@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

A statement doesn’t make it true, even when believed by few

[-] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Found all the kids who ate glue in class...

[-] MECHAGIC@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I just ate paper and fabric when I was younger

My mom started putting spices on my shirts so I stopped eating fabric

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago
[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Lmao, dude didn't take op for his word and thought "I won't really know if I like paper until I eat this whole book". So by panel two he's devoured the whole book, and you know what? He doesn't really like paper.

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 12 points 1 year ago
[-] ConsumptionOne@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

It's a very likely cause. OP should get their iron checked.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Paper is cellulose and glue. Cellulose doesn't have any flavor, so you're probably enjoying the glue as it dissolves.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Whatcha gnawwing on in the shower, bro? That a three ring binder there, dude?

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I can verify from long-ago experience that the paper in school exercise books does not taste good. Do you think they add bittering agents?

[-] tinyVoltron@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'm with you. I've been chewing paper my whole life. Love it. Am I broken?

[-] MECHAGIC@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah me too, but i stopped when i found a worm in my poop once

[-] judooochp@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Particularly with leftover adhesive, post-its....

[-] MECHAGIC@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I personally disagree, notebook paper is better

this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2024
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