Wow, that is one patient judge.

Is this person arguing about a restraining order put against them? (I'm bad at legitimate legalese. Sovcit nonsense is a far bigger challenge.)

I feel bad for the victim if so. Even with the backing of the court, being terrorized by these nutjobs is fraught with anxiety.

It really makes you wonder how some people make their way through life.

I wonder if these are posed as challenges every so often for first year law students

“Construing this submission generously…”

Lmao

So sovvie encounters a wild aneurysm, karks out some word salad thinking he’s platinum, signs off on it and calls it a day; judge takes a gander, goes all “lolwtf is this shit, nope, gtfoh u idiot byeeee”.

Meanwhile, sovvie has never recovered the use of the left side of his body, has extreme difficulty when trying to eat, and still thinks he got the judge good.

Is that a thumbprint in blood? I'm surprised they accepted that document at all, rather than disposing of it unread on the grounds it's a biohazard