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Existential Threat (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 year ago by AnthoNightShift@lemmy.ca to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 14 points 1 year ago

How does he survive such lethal knowledge himself?

[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Not well, considering the whole bank robbery situation.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

He does it for the kicks, man. For the kicks.

[-] p1mrx@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

He doesn't. Just wait 100 years.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

By threatening everyone else with it.

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Oh it's an existential dread duel is it? Well motherfucker you just brought a knife to a nuke fight.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

"Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove.
Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?"

[-] fiah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

sounds even better with a heavy french accent

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