It's a generous offer but I would have to turn this down.
"Hey Alex, remember that time you beat up that guy in high school, and gave him brain damage, then his friends beat the absolute dogshit out of you, so bad your daddy moved the whole family to another town so those guys wouldn't kill you? We remember."
https://www.thisamericanlife.org/670/beware-the-jabberwock/act-two-12
This is they guy who loves telling the story of how his dad (the dentist) was recruited by the globalists, but never gets the details the same twice
They recruited his dad because he was.the smartest kid in Texas. Also he was a CIA dentist. Also Alex was also recruited by the globalist because he was such a smart boy and he participated in some of their satanic rituals. Also they moved the family from Rockwall because it was such a.violent place. Or because Alex uncovered a drug ring operated by the police. Or because Alex killed a guy in a fist fight. Or because he left the globalist to uncover their satanic crimes so they had to move to Austin because it was.... Safer I guess?
The man is a habitual liar and his backstory is in large part just school yard talk about how strong his daddy is.
The funniest (real) fact about his dad is, that he is (or was, I don't know) the head of HR for Infowars. Imagine Ashley Beckford, she gets sexually harassed by the CEO of the company she works for and she goes to complain to the head of HR and it's the perpetrators dad.
He's a malignant narcissist. Pathological lying comes with the package, always. Deep down, they're incredibly insecure, so they have to invent a false persona to compensate.
Nah, he knows exactly what he's doing. He thrives on attention, and this is perfectly crafted to be dismissed by people who like him and ridiculed by people who don't
There is only two responsible ways to cover Alex Jones, either not at all, no mention, nothing.
Or the knowledge fight way, which is producing thousands of hours of material disproving his claims one by one, all in context, all well researched with sourcing.
Everything else just plays into his hands. Like that Bon Iver folk song which was intended to mock his rambling theories? He LOVES that shit. He played it almost completely in one of his documentaries.
Oh shit it's real. I can't tell if his brain is finally folding under the stress of the legal judgements or if he's just trying a "any press is good press" approach.
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Don't threaten me with a good time!
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A little bit rapey aren't you ? But that's to be expected from the likes of you .
Ok, but could you shave first? I don't want to get tickled while you do it.
Downvoted. This is a good meme :(
Cosmo sex article something like "Try shouting GLOBALISTS into your partner's rectum as your brillowy bearded face rubs into their cheeks to add some spice to your sex life."
Also "I don't want to hate black people!"
Yes but if Alex Jones eats my ass real good and I want to return the favor and eat Alex Jones’s ass good does that mean I just end up making out with him?
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